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๐Ÿ’น BOX OFFICE TICKER โ€” ็‰›ๆฅ (Niu Lai)  |  First 9 days: ยฅ7,169 ($1,063)  |  236 viewers  |  Today: ยฅ25,000,000+ ($3,500,000+)  |  +348,900% growth  |  "Worst film of the year" is now "the miracle of the year"  |  niuniuniu is inspired by that legend.  |  4444 Oxen, one shot, zero polish.  | 
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Can a $200 dream turn into a $3 million miracle? In China, a mother-and-son team spent five years hand-making a "so bad it's beautiful" animated film โ€” and proved exactly that. niuniuniu is the NFT collection born from that story: not polished, but real.

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๐Ÿ“ฐ news_archive โ€” The Niu Lai Legend
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The story: how the "worst" animated film ever became a miracle

On August 5, 2026, a small animated film quietly opened in China: ใ€Š็‰›ๆฅใ€‹(Niรบ Lรกi โ€” "The Ox Has Come"). Director Xin Yumeng and his mother, screenwriter Sun Lifang, made up the entire crew โ€” two people. No AI. Five years of modeling, animating, editing and voicing it themselves.

The result, intentional or not, looked like a 2000s PowerPoint animation โ€” stiff, crude, "worse than an amateur AI clip," as some viewers put it. Even the studio behind it is unlikely: it used to be an interior decoration company before pivoting to film in 2021.

"I brought a pillow and a blanket to sleep through it. I laughed so hard I couldn't fall asleep." โ€” a viewer

A disastrous start

In the first 9 days, total box office was just ยฅ7,169 (about $1,063) โ€” the lowest of the year. Only 236 people had seen it. Screenings dropped from 245 a day down to just 4.

Then everything changed

Clips went viral โ€” people started buying tickets just to see if it was really that bad. On August 15, daily box office suddenly jumped to ยฅ717,800. Audiences began arranging their seat-selection screens to spell out the Chinese character "็‰›" (ox).

By August 17, total box office passed ยฅ10 million. By August 19, cumulative revenue had crossed ยฅ25 million (about $3.5 million) โ€” some forecasts run as high as ยฅ60-135 million. The title "็‰›ๆฅ" also rhymes with "็‰›ๅธ‚ๆฅ" ("the bull market is coming"), so stock traders started buying tickets for luck.

Why it matters

Some theaters pulled the film, worried its "badness" would embarrass their hometown, Dalian. But for most viewers, it stopped being about quality and became about courage, sincerity, and an unlikely win. A production that cost less than a studio coffee machine outran big-budget releases at the box office.

niuniuniu exists to carry that same spirit: no pretense of perfection, made with sincerity โ€” 4444 one-of-a-kind oxen, unpolished but real. Each one carries a piece of this story.

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